Dildo Shwaggins is among the Age of Empires II players representing United States. Dildo Shwaggins has logged 379 matches in the game. Dildo Shwaggins is most active in the ranked random map team ladder.

Mongols stands out as Dildo Shwaggins's preferred civ with a 20.3% selection rate. Dildo Shwaggins wins most often with Mongols—57.1% in 77 games. The map Black Forest is where Dildo Shwaggins shines, winning 53.1% of 113 games.

Dildo Shwaggins performs best in the flank position, with a 55.0% win rate over 180 matches. The current ELO for Dildo Shwaggins in RM Team is 883. Playing RM Team, Dildo Shwaggins achieves a 51.2% win rate across 365 matches.