Useless God brings US American representation to Age of Empires II. 83 matches of Age of Empires II are on Useless God's record. Useless God is most active in the ranked random map team ladder.

Useless God favors Georgians over other civilizations, selecting it in 48.2% of matches. With a 67.5% win rate over 40 matches, Georgians is Useless God's strongest civilization. Useless God performs best in the flank position, with a 64.5% win rate over 31 matches.

Useless God's highest rating is 1347 in the RM Team ladder. A 61.0% win rate over 77 games defines Useless God's RM Team record.