Representing Canada, Captain Contusions is active in the Age of Empires II scene. Across all ladders, Captain Contusions has played 80 matches. Captain Contusions is most active in the ranked random map 1v1 ladder.

Captain Contusions tends to pick Britons most often, with a pick rate of 67.5%. Across 40 games, Captain Contusions wins 52.5% of the time when playing Britons. Captain Contusions's best position is flank with 100.0% wins in 1 games.

Captain Contusions has climbed to 785 in the RM 1v1 ladder. Captain Contusions's RM 1v1 record stands at 45.7% wins over 92 games.