Over time, SlackSpork has accumulated 6 matches in Age of Empires II. SlackSpork has a clear preference for the unranked ladder. SlackSpork takes a relaxed approach to Age of Empires II, with zero ranked matches played.

Data shows SlackSpork selecting Slavs as their civilization 33.3% of the time. SlackSpork's best position is pocket with 100.0% wins in 2 games.