TheRealHokeyPokey hails from New Zealand and plays Age of Empires II. TheRealHokeyPokey has competed in 133 Age of Empires II matches so far. TheRealHokeyPokey is most active in the unranked ladder.

The competitive ranked ladder remains unexplored by TheRealHokeyPokey. TheRealHokeyPokey picks Persians more than any other civilization—19.5% of the time. The flank position is where TheRealHokeyPokey thrives, winning 61.4% of 44 games.