240 matches of Age of Empires II are on Hey Fat Mike's record. Ranked play is not on Hey Fat Mike's agenda—they have never queued for a ranked match. The civilization Japanese is the most-played pick for Hey Fat Mike, chosen 43.8% of the time.

Hey Fat Mike wins most often with Japanese—68.4% in 38 games. On Arena, Hey Fat Mike wins 59.0% of the time (39 matches).