Trojan Cow brings British representation to Age of Empires II. Trojan Cow has logged 1 matches in the game. The unranked ladder is where Trojan Cow spends most of their time.

Ranked play is not on Trojan Cow's agenda—they have never queued for a ranked match. Data shows Trojan Cow selecting Persians as their civilization 100.0% of the time. flank is Trojan Cow's strongest position, boasting 100.0% wins across 1 games.