Carmelita The Tequila Donkey brings US American representation to Age of Empires II. Across all ladders, Carmelita The Tequila Donkey has played 283 matches. Most of Carmelita The Tequila Donkey's games take place on the ranked random map team ladder.

Carmelita The Tequila Donkey performs best with Franks, holding a 65.8% win rate across 38 matches. Carmelita The Tequila Donkey performs best on the map Arena, with a 61.3% win rate over 62 matches. Carmelita The Tequila Donkey has the highest win rate in the flank position: 61.5% over 117 games.

RM Team records show Carmelita The Tequila Donkey at a rating of 1211. 60.3% of Carmelita The Tequila Donkey's 209 RM Team games have ended in a win.