Coming from United Kingdom, The Cow Returns is known in Age of Empires II. With 434 matches played, The Cow Returns is an experienced Age of Empires II player. The preferred ladder for The Cow Returns is ranked random map team.

A 58.3% win rate with Romans makes it The Cow Returns's top civilization over 48 matches. The Cow Returns's strongest map performance is on MegaRandom: 61.2% wins in 85 games. Playing the flank role, The Cow Returns achieves a 53.1% win rate over 49 matches.

The Cow Returns's highest rating is 1118 in the RM 1v1 ladder. After 338 RM Team matches, The Cow Returns sits at a 51.8% win rate.