The Squirting Unicorn, from United States, is an active Age of Empires II player. Across all ladders, The Squirting Unicorn has played 94 matches. The majority of The Squirting Unicorn's matches are in the unranked mode.

The Squirting Unicorn has yet to try ranked play in Age of Empires II. A 41.2% win rate in the flank role over 17 games is The Squirting Unicorn's best. The Squirting Unicorn carries an ELO of 1159 on the RM Team ladder.