God Bless The Topless brings Canadian representation to Age of Empires II. 9 matches of Age of Empires II are on God Bless The Topless's record. When it comes to competitive play, God Bless The Topless gravitates toward unranked.

Ranked play is not on God Bless The Topless's agenda—they have never queued for a ranked match. Data shows God Bless The Topless selecting Britons as their civilization 77.8% of the time. God Bless The Topless's best position is pocket with 100.0% wins in 1 games.