i'm not a storyteller (cooked) brings Turkish representation to Age of Empires II. To date, i'm not a storyteller (cooked) has played 247 matches in Age of Empires II. i'm not a storyteller (cooked) focuses mainly on ranked random map team matches.

i'm not a storyteller (cooked) has a clear affinity for Mongols, choosing it in 15.0% of their games. The civilization Mongols gives i'm not a storyteller (cooked) their highest win rate at 41.7% (36 matches). The map Arabia is where i'm not a storyteller (cooked) shines, winning 54.8% of 31 games.

pocket is i'm not a storyteller (cooked)'s strongest position, boasting 45.9% wins across 61 games. In RM Team, i'm not a storyteller (cooked) currently holds a rating of 861. i'm not a storyteller (cooked) wins 45.6% of the time in RM Team after 263 matches.