Schopenhauer's Landlady brings British representation to Age of Empires II. Schopenhauer's Landlady has logged 447 matches in the game. ranked random map 1v1 is the primary game mode for Schopenhauer's Landlady.

Schopenhauer's Landlady favors Bohemians over other civilizations, selecting it in 89.9% of matches. Schopenhauer's Landlady wins most often with Bohemians—51.7% in 400 games. On Continental, Schopenhauer's Landlady wins 63.3% of the time (49 matches).

Schopenhauer's Landlady has reached a rating of 999 in RM 1v1. Schopenhauer's Landlady has a win rate of 51.3% in RM 1v1 (427 games played).