With roots in United States, Teflon John takes part in Age of Empires II. Teflon John brings the experience of 28 played matches to each game. Teflon John sticks to unranked or casual play, having never entered ranked.

Teflon John picks Teutons more than any other civilization—57.1% of the time. Teflon John's best position is flank with 40.0% wins in 5 games.