The Booty Cruncher is a Canadian Age of Empires II player. The Booty Cruncher brings the experience of 404 played matches to each game. The Booty Cruncher is most active in the unranked ladder.

The Booty Cruncher sticks to unranked or casual play, having never entered ranked. The Booty Cruncher has a clear affinity for Celts, choosing it in 99.8% of their games. When picking Celts, The Booty Cruncher achieves a 47.9% win rate over 234 games.

Black Forest has proven to be The Booty Cruncher's strongest map—55.6% win rate in 144 games. The Booty Cruncher excels in the flank position: 50.3% win rate over 151 matches.