Coffee Theif has 5 Age of Empires II matches on record. When it comes to competitive play, Coffee Theif gravitates toward unranked. Coffee Theif has chosen to skip ranked play, focusing on other game modes.

Coffee Theif shows a preference for Britons, picking it 40.0% of the time. Coffee Theif wins 100.0% of matches when playing as flank (2 matches).