Masturbating Giraffe is a Canadian Age of Empires II player. Masturbating Giraffe's profile shows 3071 completed matches in Age of Empires II. ranked random map 1v1 is the primary game mode for Masturbating Giraffe.

Masturbating Giraffe wins most often with Huns—63.9% in 36 games. Masturbating Giraffe is at their best on Coastal, winning 85.7% of 35 matches. Masturbating Giraffe has the highest win rate in the pocket position: 57.6% over 387 games.

Masturbating Giraffe's highest rating is 1387 in the RM Team ladder. 50.7% of Masturbating Giraffe's 2061 RM 1v1 games have ended in a win.