Dont Hurt me brings British representation to Age of Empires II. 1430 matches of Age of Empires II are on Dont Hurt me's record. The ranked random map team ladder is where Dont Hurt me spends most of their time.

Looking at their pick history, Dont Hurt me leans toward Persians at a rate of 61.0%. Turks is the best-performing civilization for Dont Hurt me: 57.1% wins in 324 games. Arena has proven to be Dont Hurt me's strongest map—55.2% win rate in 607 games.

pocket is Dont Hurt me's strongest position, boasting 51.9% wins across 52 games. Dont Hurt me has climbed to 1094 in the RM Team ladder. Dont Hurt me has a 50.8% win rate in RM Team over 785 games.