Thomas the Spank Engine brings German representation to Age of Empires II. Thomas the Spank Engine brings the experience of 9 played matches to each game. unranked is the primary game mode for Thomas the Spank Engine.

Thomas the Spank Engine has never ventured into ranked gameplay in Age of Empires II. Thomas the Spank Engine favors Koreans over other civilizations, selecting it in 33.3% of matches. In the flank position, Thomas the Spank Engine has a 40.0% win rate across 5 games.