Coming from United States, Professor Hemorrhoid is known in Age of Empires II. Professor Hemorrhoid has participated in 2285 matches across different game modes. In terms of game mode, Professor Hemorrhoid favors unranked.

Without any ranked matches, Professor Hemorrhoid appears to enjoy the casual side of Age of Empires II. Celts stands out as Professor Hemorrhoid's preferred civ with a 18.8% selection rate. Professor Hemorrhoid performs best with Goths, holding a 77.4% win rate across 31 matches.

Professor Hemorrhoid has a 66.9% win rate on Black Forest across 547 matches. A 65.8% win rate in the pocket role over 729 games is Professor Hemorrhoid's best.