Representing Australia, zonk the cake is active in the Age of Empires II scene. zonk the cake has competed in 1121 Age of Empires II matches so far. The ranked random map team ladder is where zonk the cake spends most of their time.

zonk the cake picks Incas more than any other civilization—15.7% of the time. zonk the cake wins most often with Goths—58.2% in 55 games. The map Enclosed suits zonk the cake well: 56.7% win rate over 30 games.

The flank position is where zonk the cake thrives, winning 50.8% of 981 games. At 1161 in RM Team, zonk the cake has built up a respectable rating. zonk the cake's RM 1v1 record stands at 46.2% wins over 13 games.