1494 matches of Age of Empires II are on Shortbus Conquistador's record. Playing RM Team, Shortbus Conquistador achieves a 48.9% win rate across 507 matches. A US American player, Shortbus Conquistador's best position is pocket at 51.7% over 242 games.

At an ELO of 1130 in RM 1v1, Shortbus Conquistador holds 57.5% with Ethiopians and 65.8% on Frigid Lake.