Representing Australia, Captain_Thickpenis is active in the Age of Empires II scene. To date, Captain_Thickpenis has played 147 matches in Age of Empires II. Most of Captain_Thickpenis's games take place on the ranked random map team ladder.

In 40 matches with Gurjaras, Captain_Thickpenis has won 72.5%. Captain_Thickpenis wins 66.7% of their matches on Arena (78 played). Captain_Thickpenis excels in the pocket position: 60.0% win rate over 10 matches.

With a rating of 1170 in RM Team, Captain_Thickpenis has established their level. Captain_Thickpenis's RM Team record stands at 53.7% wins over 95 games.