Representing Australia, Captain_Thickpenis is active in the Age of Empires II scene. To date, Captain_Thickpenis has played 232 matches in Age of Empires II. Most of Captain_Thickpenis's games take place on the ranked random map team ladder.

In 40 matches with Gurjaras, Captain_Thickpenis has won 72.5%. Captain_Thickpenis wins 64.3% of their matches on Arena (98 played). Captain_Thickpenis excels in the flank position: 77.8% win rate over 9 matches.

With a rating of 1303 in RM 1v1, Captain_Thickpenis has established their level. Captain_Thickpenis's RM Team record stands at 56.3% wins over 119 games.