Over 158 RM Team games, Captain_Thickpenis has won 57.6% of the time. The Australian player Captain_Thickpenis has a 64.3% win rate as flank over 14 games. Over 304 matches, Captain_Thickpenis has achieved a 1310 rating in RM 1v1.

Captain_Thickpenis plays ranked random map team and performs best with Gurjaras at 71.4% and on Arabia at 63.6%.