xStaphylococcus prefers non-competitive gameplay and has never played ranked. The US American player xStaphylococcus has 361 Age of Empires II matches on record. Playing as flank with Huns as their favorite civ, xStaphylococcus holds a 43.4% win rate.

xStaphylococcus mainly plays unranked, wins most with Goths (39.0%), and performs best on Black Forest (34.9%).