Most of HairySausages's games take place on the ranked random map team ladder. HairySausages is at their best on Black Forest, winning 60.6% of 33 matches. HairySausages picks Lithuanians 39.6% of the time and wins 51.7% in the flank role.

HairySausages has logged 182 matches and reached 820 in RM 1v1. Coming from Ireland, HairySausages plays at 44.3% in RM Team. They win most when picking Khmer (45.8%).