Hairy Poppins has played a total of 2412 matches in Age of Empires II. Hairy Poppins sticks to unranked or casual play, having never entered ranked. Hairy Poppins hails from United Kingdom and performs best as flank (69.1% win rate).

On the unranked ladder, Hairy Poppins's best picks are Khmer (87.5%) and Golden Swamp (94.4%).