With 2489 matches played, Jesus Saves You From Despair is an experienced Age of Empires II player. The stats show Jesus Saves You From Despair at their best in the flank role—56.7% win rate in 353 matches. Jesus Saves You From Despair has a win rate of 68.1% in RM 1v1 (47 games played).

Jesus Saves You From Despair represents New Zealand in unranked, most often selecting Poles (18.3%). With a 1430 RM Team rating, Jesus Saves You From Despair's best results come from Italians (70.8%) and African Clearing (65.2%).