Sweaty Melvin is at their best on Arabia, winning 55.6% of 369 matches. Sweaty Melvin's highest rating is 1192 in the RM Team ladder. The bulk of Sweaty Melvin's 691 matches have been on the ranked random map team ladder.

The favorite civ for Sweaty Melvin is Franks at 28.2%, paired with a 48.5% win rate as flank. The Australian player Sweaty Melvin wins 50.0% in RM 1v1, performing best with Goths (63.2%).