To date, Criminal Cabbage has played 738 matches in Age of Empires II. Criminal Cabbage wins 49.6% of the time in RM Team after 121 matches. The British player Criminal Cabbage focuses on unranked with Persians as their favorite civ (18.7%).

With a 891 RM Team rating, Criminal Cabbage's best results come from Persians (47.7%) and MegaRandom (100.0%).