dildo swaggins performs best on the map Nomad, with a 52.4% win rate over 42 matches. Playing as flank with Britons as their favorite civ, dildo swaggins holds a 49.3% win rate. dildo swaggins's 656 matches have earned them a 975 rating in RM Team.

From Germany, dildo swaggins carries a 49.7% RM Team record and wins most with Britons (51.6%).