Sir Noobs-a-lot has a win rate of 46.7% in RM 1v1 (30 games played). The bulk of Sir Noobs-a-lot's 1871 matches have been on the unranked ladder. From Canada, Sir Noobs-a-lot has a 56.2% win rate in the flank role.

Sir Noobs-a-lot carries a 931 RM 1v1 rating. Their top civ is Koreans at 68.9% and best map is Unknown at 75.3%.