Over time, Professor of Pain has accumulated 471 matches in Age of Empires II. The flank position is where Professor of Pain thrives, winning 67.4% of 46 games. The RM 1v1 stats show Professor of Pain with a 50.9% win rate in 161 matches.

Professor of Pain represents United States in unranked, most often selecting Goths (42.9%). Professor of Pain carries a 1054 RM 1v1 rating. Their top civ is Goths at 64.9% and best map is Arena at 67.2%.