The stats show Fat Bastard at their best in the pocket role—51.4% win rate in 1094 matches. The Argentine player Fat Bastard has 2697 Age of Empires II matches on record. With a rating of 1312 in RM 1v1, Fat Bastard maintains a 51.7% win rate across 2426 RM Team matches.

On the ranked random map team ladder, Fat Bastard's best picks are Burmese (69.7%) and Fortress (66.7%).