With roots in Colombia, Hide on Cocaine takes part in Age of Empires II. The match count for Hide on Cocaine in Age of Empires II stands at 475. Most of Hide on Cocaine's games take place on the ranked random map team ladder.

Hide on Cocaine favors Britons over other civilizations, selecting it in 60.2% of matches. When picking Teutons, Hide on Cocaine achieves a 49.0% win rate over 49 games. With 72 matches on Arabia, Hide on Cocaine holds a 51.4% win rate.

Playing the flank role, Hide on Cocaine achieves a 46.0% win rate over 163 matches. Hide on Cocaine has climbed to 945 in the RM Team ladder. Hide on Cocaine maintains a 45.5% win rate in their 123 RM Team matches.