The ranked random map team ladder is where Hide on Cocaine spends most of their time. Hide on Cocaine's strongest map performance is on Arabia: 50.7% wins in 73 games. Hide on Cocaine leans toward Britons (61.7%) and performs best in the flank role.

Having completed 506 matches, Hide on Cocaine sits at 926 in RM Team. Based in Colombia, Hide on Cocaine holds a 45.2% RM Team win rate. Their strongest civ is Teutons at 49.0%.