Over time, painhippo has accumulated 884 matches in Age of Empires II. The flank position is where painhippo thrives, winning 48.8% of 564 games. A 47.2% win rate over 805 games defines painhippo's RM Team record.

Hailing from Canada, painhippo prefers ranked random map team and picks Britons 26.9% of the time. A 1304 rating in RM Team, 54.3% with Ethiopians, and 63.3% on Scandinavia define painhippo's play.