The Age of Empires II player Please don't hurt me! calls United Kingdom home. Please don't hurt me! has logged 50 matches in the game. Please don't hurt me! dedicates most of their playtime to unranked.

Ranked matches are not part of Please don't hurt me!'s Age of Empires II experience so far. Please don't hurt me!'s favorite civilization is Persians, picked in 69.4% of their games. The stats show Please don't hurt me! at their best in the pocket role—36.4% win rate in 11 matches.