1611 matches of Age of Empires II are on K3bab Can't Speak human!'s record. K3bab Can't Speak human! performs best in the pocket position, with a 52.1% win rate over 71 matches. K3bab Can't Speak human!'s RM Team record stands at 50.3% wins over 443 games.

K3bab Can't Speak human! represents France in ranked random map 1v1, most often selecting Britons (40.4%). K3bab Can't Speak human! carries a 948 RM 1v1 rating. Their top civ is Vikings at 56.6% and best map is Mediterranean at 69.0%.