3220 matches of Age of Empires II are on whythelongfaceimahorse's record. whythelongfaceimahorse has the highest win rate in the flank position: 49.4% over 1497 games. 47.9% of whythelongfaceimahorse's 2791 RM Team games have ended in a win.

The US American player whythelongfaceimahorse carries a 1043 RM 1v1 rating. On the ranked random map team ladder, whythelongfaceimahorse's best picks are Wu (56.8%) and Coastal Forest (61.3%).