Celts stands out as Handsome Squidward's preferred civ with a 30.2% selection rate. Handsome Squidward represents Canada in Age of Empires II with 308 matches under their belt. Handsome Squidward sticks to casual play with zero ranked games, but achieves 54.5% as pocket.

In unranked, Handsome Squidward excels with Celts (44.3%) and on Black Forest (58.3%).