The RM Team stats show pipemerchant with a 48.9% win rate in 1435 matches. The bulk of pipemerchant's 1542 matches have been on the ranked random map team ladder. Representing United Kingdom, pipemerchant wins 50.0% when playing the pocket position.

With a 890 RM Team rating, pipemerchant's best results come from Hindustanis (55.3%) and Baltic (59.5%).