Hey! Don't Push! prefers the unranked game mode. A 63.4% win rate on Arena makes it Hey! Don't Push!'s top map (41 matches). With 113 matches as flank, Hey! Don't Push! holds a 51.3% win rate.

With 305 matches played, Hey! Don't Push! has built up to a 1394 RM Team rating. Based in Hong Kong, Hey! Don't Push! holds a 59.1% RM Team win rate. Their strongest civ is Aztecs at 62.2%.