Age of Empires II records show 598 matches for E.T. nach Hause onanieren. With Celts and the map Black Forest, E.T. nach Hause onanieren has win rates of 67.4% and 63.7% respectively. E.T. nach Hause onanieren skips ranked play but performs well as pocket (58.7% in 138 games).

A German player, E.T. nach Hause onanieren is active in unranked with a 63.2% pick rate for Celts.