Having completed 54 matches, fat people should go to hell has built up solid experience in Age of Empires II. When picking Britons, fat people should go to hell achieves a 67.6% win rate over 37 games. In 10 games as flank, fat people should go to hell has won 60.0% of the time.

Carrying an 1006 rating in RM Team, fat people should go to hell has a 64.1% RM Team win rate. The US American player fat people should go to hell focuses on ranked random map team with Britons as their favorite civ (72.2%).