The majority of Hit Bongs Not Women's matches are in the ranked random map team mode. Across 48 games on Arena, Hit Bongs Not Women has a 50.0% win rate. In 137 games as pocket, Hit Bongs Not Women has won 48.9% of the time.

The South African Age of Empires II player Hit Bongs Not Women has participated in 189 matches. Hit Bongs Not Women plays at a 1005 level in RM Team, winning 47.5% of their RM Team matches.